if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
- me: Can you send me the CD in the post?
- rory: Yeah, sure.
- me: /gives address
- rory: Hey, I could put a silly name on it...
- me: Yeah, okay, but my landlady might be a bit confused...
- rory: Ash Ketchum, Scrotie McBoogerballs...
- me: ...
- rory: Lucy's Sex Toys Inc...
- me: What nO, RORY THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS HOUSE-
- rory: I could put a label on it saying 'This contains hard-core pornography.'
- me: RORY, NO-
- rory: Ooooh, I could make it look like mail-order drugs!
- me: THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
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